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Funny short stories for seniors printable
Funny short stories for seniors printable









‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. ‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb.

funny short stories for seniors printable

I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

funny short stories for seniors printable

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. “I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so.











Funny short stories for seniors printable